I do what I want
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“All right, I’ve passed out guns to everyone!”
“Um, Enjolras? Aren’t you going to give one to Marius?”
“…”
“You know, big battle—might as well give him something, yeah?”
“…Fine. Give him this.”
“Um. Enjolras, this is a rubber sword.”
“Look, if we give him something that can actually do damage, there’s a 90% chance that he’s going to shoot himself in the foot or stab himself on accident. This way, nobody gets hurt.”
“But he won’t be able to defend himself!”
“The guy’s the luckiest person on the damn planet, he could probably do the Macarena in the middle of the battle and make it out alive, okay? He’ll be fine.”
“…This seems like a bad idea.”
“Shut up, Courfeyrac. Do you want to be the one he accidentally shoots?”
“Point taken.”
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“All right, I’ve passed out guns to everyone!”
“Um, Enjolras? Aren’t you going to give one to Marius?”
“…”
“You know, big battle—might as well give him something, yeah?”
“…Fine. Give him this.”
“Um. Enjolras, this is a rubber sword.”
“Look, if we give him something that can actually do damage, there’s a 90% chance that he’s going to shoot himself in the foot or stab himself on accident. This way, nobody gets hurt.”
“But he won’t be able to defend himself!”
“The guy’s the luckiest person on the damn planet, he could probably do the Macarena in the middle of the battle and make it out alive, okay? He’ll be fine.”
“…This seems like a bad idea.”
“Shut up, Courfeyrac. Do you want to be the one he accidentally shoots?”
“Point taken.”
©steelplatedhearts